Yep. An actual freight car!

I'd have to get a new job. That is too much stress.

Since the NSA knows everything we do online, do you think porn viewing habits impact credit scores? For example, guys who watch American Bukake clips have a 25% higher default rate on loans than those who view pegging videos.

Do hobos actually use bindles or did cartoons lie to us?

What is the percentage of fantasy camp attendees that go in thinking they'll impress the staff and get signed?

Did you know that you can buy one train car and rent it out to companies to use? I guess some people buy 1 or 2 as an investment. How tempting would it be to buy one and just hop on it for a week and head west?

Is this actually going to happen? MLB has been teasing these "bans" for about as long as we've been being teased with flying cars.

What led you to ESPN? Did they seek you out or did you approach them?

That was my Reddit AMA question that asked Peter King about what he thought about Deadspin and KSK. What do you think about his response about SKS..eh, KSK being "too depressing"?

When will your next book be coming out?

A girl at work totally had buttsweat on the back of her skirt the other day. Not a ton, just a small patch. Was it wrong of me to be turned on?

Do you think Belichick cuts the arms off his hoodies himself or does he have a trainer do that for him? It also seems like he wears a different one each week.

We had a mouse in the house yesterday and my wife, who has no issues with large fish and snakes in the wild, freaked out like one of the women you only saw from the waist down in an old Tom and Jerry cartoon. She jumped up on the couch and was actually standing in the window sill at one point. I know it was just a…

Most Likely To Clog Your Toilet (Rex Ryan Division)

No shoutout to me for my Funbag question yesterday? Boo.

No visor?

Snowden obviously knows all kinds of technical details about the NSA program and while Putin is all "oh, man. poor you. let us save you from that big bad country" is there any other ending than Snowden being locked in some bunker deep below Moscow with KGB agents drilling him for information between beatings?

My shits have actually changed their standard smell from a rancid Cracker Jack to an some sort of drywall and rancid milk smell. Is this normal?

How long before we see another Batman reboot? The Spiderman reboot with Toby Maguire came out in 2002 and it has already been redone. The last one he did was in 2007.

If you could add any category to the ESPY's what would it be?