When you are at somebody else's house and having a toilet clog on you is bad, but I get super stressed when I have taken a dump and my skidmarks wont go away no matter how many times I flush. I've had a few that went right into the drain area only to have them swirl around and coat the entire freaking bowl before…

All Bros in the Pool!!

I did wonder if Charles Schultz wrote that tweet.

I brought this up to Bettman when he did an ESPN chat right after him changing the names to the generic geographic ones they are now and he said he did it, "to make the game more accessible."

"just quaffed a bitch."

Drew, you are on fire today.. Funbag, Thomas Post, GQ post and now this.

Don't forget that a few years ago they had to recall all of these because they were coated with Chinese lead paint. Real awesome chucking $25 trains and $75 buildings into the trash.

How are they not suing Chuggington?

Not sure even Tebow thinks he'll make the Patriots this fall... https://www.facebook.com/TimTebow/about

Sharknado? Really? Bookstores are closing left and right, yet everybody goes apeshit over a shark tornado. Are we going to run out of scientists in 20 years?

Is there any other rule more universally ignored than the "shower before entering pool" rule?

Great point. They showed about 7 seconds of Wimbledon highlights later in the day then went onto talk about Dwight Howard for 15 minutes.

Who can wait 7-10 minutes to reheat a slice of pizza? I barely make it the minute I put it in the for microwave for.

Good point with the intent comment.

He was drunk while driving at excessive speeds and crashed killing his passenger and teammate Dan Snyder. The link above lists all the charges, which did include murder.

I remember when Dany Heatley was charged with murder and was taken off of the cover of NHL 2004 and replaced by Joe Sakic. He was not punished by the NHL or NHLPA and was left in the game. He was able to plea down to lesser charges.

More of a new font than a new logo.

UPDATE: They are for somebody's birthday in another department. That team already took theirs and left the rest in the kitchen, but never gave anybody the "hey, we have leftover food, help yourselves signal"...

They had a prime?

There are a couple of boxes for cupcakes in our office right now, but nobody said who they were for and I'm too afraid to go up and just take one and i don't want to seem like a fattass and just go up and ask if anybody knows if they are for anybody.