If you were still single, and after reading all these funbags, I have no idea how you aren't, but how much pussy do you think you could get by saying you have 65,000 Twitter followers and only follow 200? That has to be worth something to some start-up PR skank.

What is up with Aaron Sanchez's knuckle tattoos. Has there ever been a wussier person to have hand tats?

How many Fantasy football team names with some sort of riff on Aaron Hernandez will be in each league this season? I put the over/under at around 3.

I think they just went in and opened up any unsolved crimes where a witness described the suspect as having tats.

You should just list all the murders he's NOT being investigated for.

In my opinion the question was asked to find out if he truly loved her. He sacrificed humanity in order to keep them both together.

Tim Tebow in a bar? Highly suspect.

LT was a menace in Tecmo. Impossible to kick an extra point.

He's up for review this year.

With Hernandez up on Murder charges, how many people do you think will wear his jersey to Pats games next season.

The DOOK game had more than one fan in attendance? This game is lacking in realism.

Exactly.

It made all my top visited sites russian ones that I can't remove. WTF?

What perks do you have in the office? Free drinks? Free candy?

He just tweeted out that a start of OT rule is now in effect.

Did Tiger Woods stay in it?

The Internet failed finally?

I read "one stupid joke from Austin & Ally" as "one stupid joke from Kate & Ally" and wondered why the hell you were referencing that show and if I missed some sort if inside joke from it when I watched it years ago.

I now have it on my iPhone 4 as well. Was it on it before yesterday's update?

I saw this on PBS (maybe the Electric Company) back in the 70s. My neighbors and I would use the method to alert each other if we were able to come out and play. We lived in the backwoods on NH.