This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

uh excuse me sir but section 5 of the NCAA football rules clearly cover a series of downs and line to gain

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

German nihilists? I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos...

You mean 3/5ths?

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Have you heard any other announcers?  I’m honestly perplexed that people like him.  He sucks as a person, he sucks at giving interviews, and he sucks as an announcer.  SUCKS

It’s not your fault, Sam

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Father of the year.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

“Enjoy your “utopian” world, we’ll take reality.”

Full name: Charles Bukowski Jr.

Stick to sports.

Sports is the only commons left where the MAGA invertebrates slither out from under their FoxNews & Facebook rocks and encounter others, so this is why hearing **gasp** mainstream political commentary on a sports program is so annoying to them. When ESPN does a lukewarm spot about Frank Robinson or something, it…