Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

In Communist China, Scoops Break You. 

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

It is legitimately terrifying on so many levels that he sees people who criticize him as people who criticize America. Biff the Dipshit cannot process that people who don’t love him still love the country.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

We have seen how basketball can be an important form of people-to-people exchange that deepens ties between the United States and China.

Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is a Rockets fan, condemned the NBA’s stance on Sunday. “We’re better than this; human rights shouldn’t be for sale & the NBA shouldn’t be assisting Chinese communist censorship,” he wrote on Twitter.  {Guardian}

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.

I would have also accepted CEBro

“Broverloards” is an amazing neologism. Kudos.

It’s certainly a movie about the ravages of war - both physical and mental.  Rambo is dealing with PTSD and survivor’s guilt - he was in town to visit an Army buddy only to learn to died of cancer related to Agent Orange exposure.

And a freaking great Brian Dennehy performance.

I’m glad you mentioned “First Blood.”  It is a quality flick one would not expect from all the follow up garbage movies.  Highly recommended.  

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you.