What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

Dear Penthouse,

Is it weird that the further SAS devolves into caricature, the more I actually find him tolerable?

As a fan, it’s great to Cialis excitement about Chubs!

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

Talk radio was a mistake.

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

Who would have figured that “BostonBeliever” thinks the Boston Celtics are easy to like and that disliking them doesn’t make sense.

TE Mark Murderer

I, and the 17 other Wizards fans in the world, think Boston’s best move would be to trade for John Wall.

If you think the Raptors are good now wait until they sign Kevin Durant in the offseason.

Russia should just make a series called Flint.

The hell there isn’t!

For what it’s worth, their basketball stuff is mostly good and the Open Floor podcast Sharp & the departed Ben Golliver do twice weekly is probably my favorite general NBA podcast. Just wanted to get that in here before they “pivot to video,” by which I mean “90 second videos of Bar Raffael festooned with Imagine…

Jason Segel as Luke Walton.