Hider in the House!

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

1.) I really miss the True Crime site.

It’s someone like you (and your kids) that I was thinking about when I got that angry reading it.

Seriously. He sounds very involved, it seems they stay with him regularly. My kid sees his dad once a year for a week. Just, she needs to shut up.

Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is one of my few favorite musicians who I will actually seek out interviews of because I end up liking him and his music more. Everyone else though, best to just enjoy the tunes.

I really couldn’t disagree with you more. The power imbalance in a relationship between a famous hollywood actor in his 40s and a 20-year-old ingenue is massive. If he’s bringing a bunch of 20-year-old girls around set, it’s creepy and uncomfortable for the people he works with. This is the sort of behavior that I…

I’m not gay, but isn’t life hard enough without the community piling on somebody for not coming out the “right” way? I would never push someone to come out before they were ready. We don’t know what’s going on in their life.

yup. Sigh. I’ll never forget meeting Mike Patton of Faith No More and realizing within minutes “this guy is 100% asshole”. It was such a bummer.

I’m sort of upset about it, because I hear nothing but dickish things about him and I think he’s so so talented and funny and I just...I don’t like to hear that talented people are assholes. As you can imagine, life is hard for me.

Not really, she’s just suggesting a cause, not excusing the behavior. A cultural explanation makes way more sense than the explanation that a bunch of evil people happened to be born in that area.

Huh, I was hoping it was Jenny Sanford, living off alimony and making cows heads as a comment about “cuckolding” and “hiking trips.” But, of course, Mark Sanford was the one who was unfaithful, and they divorced subsequently. Still, vengeful paper mache (or dioramas, pick your poison) is better than becoming a handbag…

my boyfriend’s new joke is that now whenever a group of ladies are together, we all just listen to Lemonade constantly.

There’s a horrifying thought.

DETHKLOK

I really hope this Richard Simmons thing doesn’t end in a murder-suicide.

The funny thing is when Jenelle used to have a heroin problem, her bonus was paid in Olive Garden gift cards.

That may not be eloquent enough to take the witness stand, but it’s enough to run for President of the United States.

As long as she doesn’t start buying Wu Tang clan albums, she will be fine.