They’ll sell like Hoth cakes.

Finding a Pepsi can on Mars would be conclusive evidence that no intelligent life ever existed on Mars.

Surely someone’s typed “Cini Mini” into the PornHub search bar by now? C’mon Allison, for journalism!

Well, I’m gonna go there.

Any word on who made the arrest, Gibbs or McGee?

Even the disgruntled, hungover teenagers who run the decrepit rides at crappy amusement parks at least pull on the safety belts before starting the ride.

He took the hanging part a little too literally.

I’m guessing you’re both right. The actual sweaters could be real sweaters but the pictures are just graphics. All 3 have the exact same silhouette and the little flip on the left cuff.

A sweater is an armor one wears in colder climates to protect against the cannibals that occasionally escape from the hot climate states like Florida. Something about having too much sun drives people insane and makes them try to eat people’s faces. This is why we built the wall of ice, to keep you sountherners out and…

Also Graphic Design bad.  They couldn’t even be arsed to take an actual photo of the actual sweater.  And they’re almost certainly not even sweaters but sweatshirts.

Oh there's a good technical reason for that. Namely, kinja is a steaming pile of shit. 

I think I will stick with my Mach 20

How is this a scandal? The feature is completely defeatable. This isn’t just an issue on iPhones. Other devices have random shutdowns when the batteries get old too. Apple is just one of the first companies that have addressed this issue in software.

Battery technology has effectively plateaued at this point, and the fact is that after about 1.5 years-2 years, you *will* see battery degradation. This is true whether you use a Samsung, an Apple, an LG, or any other device. With more and more devices lacking easily replaceable batteries, providing the means to…

Emoji are special Unicode characters. Apple is a member of the Unicode Consortium, but so are Adobe, Facebook, Google, IBM, Microsoft, and others.

“on a scale of 1 to Waterworld”

On the flipside, Utah has something like the second-highest per capita water usage in the nation even though we’re something like the 4th most arid due to a terrible planning history. I can technically still get a ticket for NOT watering my lawn during a drought.

I think it’s largely a consequence of the way they did number portability, when that was mandated by the FCC. Phone companies no longer own large blocks of numbers in an area, so when a connection comes from outside their network, they can’t apply simple rules to detect a spoof. Or things like Google Voice where a…

“A bipartisan coalition of 35 attorneys general signed a formal request ... to do something about all the damn spoofing robocalls ...”