And create a weak spot in my hat? Pfffff.... that’ll be the day. Typically I can fish out a moist piece of belly button lint that will stick just fine. 

This has to be from Banzai, the same company that brought you this:

This has to be from Banzai, the same company that brought you this:

Those glasses weren’t cool when I wore them as a goofy kid in the 80's and they aren’t cool now!

Those glasses weren’t cool when I wore them as a goofy kid in the 80's and they aren’t cool now!

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Surely someone’s typed “Cini Mini” into the PornHub search bar by now? C’mon Allison, for journalism!

Emoji are special Unicode characters. Apple is a member of the Unicode Consortium, but so are Adobe, Facebook, Google, IBM, Microsoft, and others.

Waymo isn’t going to be selling cars to the general public. They are all about driverless, controlless taxi pods. The driver can’t accidentally hit the gas when there’s no driver and no gas pedals. 

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And meanwhile, the lack of ‘saute’ option on a blender is among the most bizarre review complaints I’ve ever seen.

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

You’re on private property, you don’t have permission to videotape us.

You can see the guy’s white-collar career flash before his eyes the moment he realizes he’s been caught on video screaming racial epithets.  

Look, Saban’s coaching amateur college football. He’s making a modest 95-135k annual salary, so the stress gets to him. Amateur college coaches are just that: amateur level employees who are just trying their best to do well for their love of the game and their players. He’s just a regular guy who got a bit heated, so …

CARB was created to regulate CA’s emissions. Other states signed on because they wanted to follow the same standards. Has nothing to do with CA wanting to control the country.

The ritual is very simple.

You’re right but he may have been responding to the call on a radio down there, opening the doors for the trucks to leave or both, or he may just be a cheeky bastard.

Pay close attention to the fact that they essentially sit in order to where their gear is. Not a wasted millisecond. 

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