In his defense, he specifically told the pizza shop no mushrooms.

Finally a way to manage WiFi networks without going through settings!!!! I’ve wanted this since iOS 3.

I think it’s interesting that the same blogs that used to celebrate the freedom of speech found on the Internet are the same ones that now demand Internet censorship. I understand not giving a “platform” to people who use hate speech, but who gets to decide what “hate speech” actually is. While I agree that the…

That’s hardly surprising, though. Why would you install a new, trial technology where people are least likely to use it? 5G handsets aren’t going to be mass-market for a while.

If there’s a party line, it’s probably the principle of less government.

I think this is a fantastic idea. It’s a $200 Billion incentive plan to move all operation to from San Francisco to Austin, TX and Orlando, FL where there is no such tax. Your loss is our gain!!!

There you go, into the blacks.

Yes, you are off topic. There’s no dark conspiracy about either of these things. Search Google for gizmodo and Brazil or Stacy Adams and you can see recent stories. I just learned there is even a Brazilian gizmodo. If there was such a directive they’d leak it to another media outlet. The only conspiracy is people…

Assertion: You suck at driving. Get over it.

No, I will sue their insurance company and they will use the data gathered from the accident to improve their network so that no one ever dies in that way again.

One of the benefits of self-driving systems, even those currently in service, is that every single car can learn from the mistakes of every single other car.…

It’s the same “image” just with more data. They’ll send one pixel in 8, then the unsent 1 in 4, then 1 in 2, and finally fill in the missing ones to increase the odds of getting some picture in the event the platform fails.

And create a weak spot in my hat? Pfffff.... that’ll be the day. Typically I can fish out a moist piece of belly button lint that will stick just fine. 

This has to be from Banzai, the same company that brought you this:

This has to be from Banzai, the same company that brought you this:

Shoot bullets at asteroids? I’d done that.

Vibranium and Adamantium proved too difficult to source. 

Oh wow, double dildo! It’s beautiful! What does it mean?!?

Those glasses weren’t cool when I wore them as a goofy kid in the 80's and they aren’t cool now!

Those glasses weren’t cool when I wore them as a goofy kid in the 80's and they aren’t cool now!

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

Do I get to look like a complete douchebag as well if I wear them like the toolbag in the photo?

We all know that desks are nuclear bomb proof, like fridges, so do your best to get under there.

I’m sure you already agreed to this in your TOS. And the service is being provided, you’re just technically choosing not to use it for the remainder of the period.