Picture a parabola.

Car and Driver had a wonderful primer on how to rid yourself of toter Winkel. Your wife will thank you.

First things first. that picture is NOT a 15 year old... maybe when he was 10.

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

Wait, he convened the press to discuss the electoral college, again? It’s almost May. We’re going to be hearing about this through both of his terms, aren’t we?

So they put out a press release saying “you get 5G!” and you just buy it and assume they’re being accurate about that instead of just misleading you about a rebranded slightly faster 4G offering?

I guess there’s a reason why Oklahoma is the only state in the country where Trump wins every single county.

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.

They’re also planning to work with a spectral imaging team to see if they can read some of the text that was scraped away at the top of the document.

My WiFi is down, so I had to hand squeeze this star.

Uber. It’s like Juicero, only for calling a cab.

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

It’s the same mindset that causes idiots to voluntarily not use their vacation days because they have such a better work ethic than you, bro.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Was pulled over Nov 2016 for failing to stop at a stop sign. I knew I stopped, had a dashcam (said nothing about it, nor should you until in front of a magistrate/court, IMO.), and stayed quiet and polite the entire time with police.

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.

I thought the Tesla had automatic tire-pressure monitoring?