Because their mother is their father. It’s very confusing for them. For too many, it takes too long to reconcile their actual lives with what society expects them to be.

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All I can imagine is those ships going, “nom, nom, nom...” as the cars drive on board.

For sale:

So, the female let’s him bound her? Like wouldn’t she be like “no you don’t” *chomp*...

Or does she know she has to let him otherwise the next generation won’t exist?

Does anyone speak spider? I need answers. For a friend.

They did actually lay down the law. As a result of UNC’s massive fraud, the NCAA game SMU 3 years probation and a tourney ban.

“congratulations...” in the end is the perfect touch of Russian snark.

This is a Russian driving test, so she passed with flying colours.

Your local Russian is here to translate.

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

You might want to review left lane laws for your state. Don’t tell the the “oh” in your name is for Ohio because they are notorious left lane hogs.

None native speaker here: Please don’t confuse me. It’s “there”, right?

Meanwhile, the FBI is trying this at http://BETA.iCloud.com

Yes, what I’m saying is, instead of demanding a software with a back door from Apple, why not take the phone to Apple and let them extract all the personal information from the phone and give that to the FBI?

but there are so many “hacks” now you can easily bypass the security.

Because what you’re asking for is literally impossible. Apple can’t “extract” encrypted information without breaking the encryption.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

I'm also blown away by people making a point of going slower, even way slower, than a cruiser on the road when it's at the posted speed limit. I've passed cruisers while sticking to the speed limit umpteen times.