i always thought that 80 should be the age limit when it comes to members of Congress and the Supreme Court.

Don't worry, the F-35D will take its spot as America's next generation airlifter...

I too, spent good time on that airframe (nearly 2000 hours before getting out in 2007).

Not random lesbians, though. Lesbians are guh-roooss! Like, bitch you cannot get offended that a woman hit on you IN A GAY BAR. Unless she's just using you to make her girlfriend jealous and then abandons you on the dance floor to go have a dramatic fight/makeup dry hump. Not that that ever happened to me and I'm…

When I used to go to gay bars (before my bedtime was 9:30) the worst people were the women who were like, "oh my GOD, we're straight but we just loOoOoOve gay men!" The ones who think gay men are there to be adorable and shop with them or some shit, who have like, one gay acquaintance and think they're experts on the…

"Tell everyone working at the restaurant that this is happening — you're likely to get free drinks and tasty treats sent your way." - This is exactly why so many people can't stand encountering these parties in public (I can't imagine having to serve one) - the entitled attitude of a bunch of drunk people in stupid…

Just chiming in here from the restaurant service industry people: when you come into a restaurant armed with all that dick shit (balloons, tiaras, sashes, etc.) we hate you. Especially when you're doing it at, like, brunch.

Nah, son, I'm not down with supporting the cartels, thanks, anyway.

I will never understand this creepy fertility-ritual-dick-paraphernalia thing. Just . . . why.

We took our friend to Medieval Times then Karaoke. It was a fucking blast.

Also fun: Really weird activities. I went axe-throwing for my bachelorette (bitchlorette) and it was amazing (they also let you bring beer and wine as long as there was no glass). Stupid activities that also involve booze (if you're into that) can be a blast, especially if there's a small learning curve and everyone…

1) Don't go to a gay bar.

go to a strip club with 50 lesbians

Drink until you can't stand up, order in whores and pizza. Get your girls up early for a quick trip to the emergency room for "morning after" pills and then some pancakes.

He's just a normal guy. Probably not too thrilled to be the butt of a straight person joke.

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…

"There's something I've got to get off my chest: This season of Looking is pretty damn good."

I don't know if the "Magellen and Shackleton were married" argument is exactly the same thing because they at least had the possibility of returning.

I don't think they're looking for a crew to go to Mars, I think they're looking for a cast for Gilligan's Island II.