But without that how will straight women ever get a man?

Amen. I know of so many women who can't boil an egg, or even understand how one gets the eggs into the pot.

One room apartement?

To be fair, on a Queen, the difference between one way or the other can be hard to judge, especially if you lave deep fitted sheets.

Your parents are terrible parents.

Will there be a Bridezilla school, where women learn how to not behave like complete fucking nutjobs before the "big day"?

This is Jezebel, the scatological equivalent of thoughtful analysis.

Plus bed bugs love a well made up bed.

Uh yeah I can't agree. I had multiple female roommates in college and they're not taught any better.

Yet again why weddings should be illegal, and marriages perhaps in question too, at least for heterosexuals.

You don't want to get yelled at, don't suck at your job.

I, for one, am grateful Twitter didn't exist during the OJ Simpson era. So many SJWs, so little concern about the actual murder victims.

She is not a politican in my state; i hardly think that denies me the ability to have an opinion about the way people talk about women

Lord help us. If you don't know shit about her, maybe don't try to make some big statement, because you aren't actually making any sense.

Barb never gave much of a fuck about the comparison, and when she talked about it it was with pride.

Maybe once retired she'll finally come out.

As long as she dies horribly, I'm OK with this.

This picture should be on a wanted poster, with licenses issued all year round.

Why are you being compared? And really why aren't you? Get over it.

Lesbians are great, straight women are almost always fucking annoying in gay bars. It's like they can't go a minute without being the center of attention.