Will there be a Bridezilla school, where women learn how to not behave like complete fucking nutjobs before the "big day"?

This is Jezebel, the scatological equivalent of thoughtful analysis.

Plus bed bugs love a well made up bed.

Uh yeah I can't agree. I had multiple female roommates in college and they're not taught any better.

Yet again why weddings should be illegal, and marriages perhaps in question too, at least for heterosexuals.

You don't want to get yelled at, don't suck at your job.

She is not a politican in my state; i hardly think that denies me the ability to have an opinion about the way people talk about women

Lord help us. If you don't know shit about her, maybe don't try to make some big statement, because you aren't actually making any sense.

Barb never gave much of a fuck about the comparison, and when she talked about it it was with pride.

Maybe once retired she'll finally come out.

As long as she dies horribly, I'm OK with this.

This picture should be on a wanted poster, with licenses issued all year round.

Why are you being compared? And really why aren't you? Get over it.

Lesbians are great, straight women are almost always fucking annoying in gay bars. It's like they can't go a minute without being the center of attention.

"Gay" bachelorettes are not the topic of conversation, straight bachelorettes are.

Because most straight ladies want kids at some point. Most, not all, but perhaps a majority.

Well since all the commenters seem to say they either have A) a tiara or B) a sash, I think they're easy to spot. Also they're WOMEN in a GAY bar, so they tend to stick out and you can tell when there's just one of them rather than a large group. Plus they usually have to have giant handbags, which straight women who…

So basically you guys are backward as fuck and hate the idea that women should enjoy sex as much as men?

the worst people were the women who were like, "oh my GOD, we're straight but we just loOoOoOve gay men!

The woman is a lesbian, not a gay woman (this was resolved in the 1970s, which you should really know) unless she actually tells you she prefers gay woman.