Also, as a bisexual woman (married to a man, I know I know...)

Make #1 #1 through 4.

I should add that size matters. No one likes a herd.

Straight people, prudes to the end.

It's not an assumption. If she's a lesbian and she's getting married to a woman she'd be a lesbian and also not tacky enough to have a bachelorette party at a gay bar.

I'm sure all the gay men loved you invading their bars.

You sound like so much fun... Like as much fun as an ear infection, and just as childish.

I have yet to see a "restrained" bachelorette party. I don't believe they exist any more than I believe 12 month abortions exist.

It's impossible for a bachelorette party not to screech and scream, thus negating the entire point of them being there. Straight people have billions of bars, we only have a few, or sometimes one.

Please just don't. You don't belong there, and you have absolutely no reason to be there except to either a) try to be the center of attention (which is incredibly disrespectful to the drag queens) because that's what those groups always do OR b) barely tip.

I wish they had, but straight women keep pouring into gay clubs to steal the spotlight from drag queens so I'd say no.

Did you behave appropriately or was the bride to be demanding the spotlight during the show, which happens 99.9% of the time?

I DO need to go dancing though and have ALLLLLLLL the attention on me :)

Yes, because straight women have to go everywhere they want, right? Holy privilege!

You are terrible and yes I'm serious.

It's PG, you can't class that up just by slapping National on it in a hotel called Gaylord. It just sounds like the most DL place within 900 miles.

Wear fur, with the fur in the inside. Problem solved.

HINT: DO NOT GO TO A GAY BAR! YOU have billions of your own bars, you DO NOT need to go to a gay one. You people...

No one uses Grindr any more. It's a shitty product, and acts like it was written in 1995.

Gross. It's in "National" Harbor, where no sensible person ever goes.