I think the correct response is "wat"

Agree.

$22k for a brand new, turbocharged station wagon with a manual transmission. That's really a unicorn if you think about it. Albeit one with congenital heart disease, Lupus and schizophrenia (it's a VW.)

WHAT I THOUGHT HAPPENS: The government inspects every single container, vessel, sailboat, dinghy, and inflatable life raft that arrives on U.S. shores. They check for three things: guns, drugs, and Nissan Skylines.

WHAT I THOUGHT HAPPENS: The government inspects every single container, vessel, sailboat, dinghy, and inflatable life raft that arrives on U.S. shores. They check for three things: guns, drugs, and Nissan Skylines.

I think that's the S14 270R Silvia. And the 400R is the ultimate R33, but you're right, if I were going to jail it'd be for the R34 Z-Tune. Factory built monster.

I will say that I'm impressed that these vents are functional, per the press release re: aero kit.

Actually looks a little like The Intimidator.

And any conspiracy theory, by its very nature, assumes that large entities can be entirely competent at one thing, when in reality large entities are almost entirely incompetent at nearly everything. So there's that.

But there's another factor at play here, namely: we drive everywhere. Now, I don't mean to knock the Europeans here, but what I have noticed – after several years of closely observing European behavior, in the sense that sometimes I stare at attractive European women when I'm on vacation – is that Europeans don't…

This list is nonsense. Trucks and 4X4's? Gaps there? I thought this was Jalopnik. How about affordable wagons? There's only one of those.

I can't believe this isn't all over the place. I'll call the hole AFFORDABLE wagons - there is only one, and it's a frickin' VW.

The price of automobiles is forever going up, but the 5.2% increase we've seen year-over-year after strong sales can at least partially be tied to the fact that people are buying more expensive trucks and SUVs.

I love the Best Motoring Touge track. I think I read somewhere that it's a bicycle race track? Those short battles on there... everything about them just oozes what I love most about motorsport. It's the kind of road that I came up driving on as well. Good stuff.

These are actually some pretty awesome (and not so small) BMX trails. Excellent nosedive control!

Uh oh, this could become the new Suzuki GSX-R/4 in the GT6 500pp Quick Match battles..

This thing is so ugly, I can't care about it.

I like how the girl can't even hold onto her phone and it gets plastered against the seat by G's. Anything that has the power to separate a tween from their smartphone is a force to be reckoned with.

That happens a lot. The break off during pushing part. I think it's ok for them to just keep it as a souvenir after that.

Come to think of it, I didn't have any car posters. But I did have a bunch of 1/18th scale models, including this Diablo SE30 Jota. So I was OK.