Kirk would have a large coaches meeting at his house after gamedays

I hope she got a gift basket.

But seriously, this is my favorite preseason poll. Only at Deadspin do I get to read about how awesome New Mexico State is going to be.

Marchman, cut it with the flirting and just get Benetti on the Deadcast.

Easy way to get a guaranteed packers ticket every year. Then he can sell tickets and profit.

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

I see great things in this kid’s future - ten years from now he’s gonna be hauled out of the dining hall handcuffed for drunkenly demanding his jalapeno mac-and-cheese ...

This kid is utter garbage. A garbage kid if you will.

The South Side parade is Sunday, not Saturday.

Seeing Lincoln Park or Wrigleyville on St. Patrick’s Day could make the most ardent secular hedonist consider Wahabbism as a viable belief system

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

I’m a season ticket holder and this has been my game-day experience for the last 20-plus years…

Soccer is Bahrain...

There is no way that these emails are real. There aren’t that many Titans fans.

Should probably change the photo.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.