Jemele Hill’s firing is not all that different from Curt Schilling’s. Both tried to push political agendas with neither crusade ultimately going well. That tends to happen in the real world. 

None of this would have ever happened if she would have just stayed in the damn kitchen.

Two Jaguars articles in one day! Hot Damn!

Not an NIU homer or anything, but Les Miles should never be allowed to broadcast another Nebraska game ever again. His shameless cheering for Nebraska during the game should be an embarrassment for Fox Sports.

Head down to your local VFW and explain to those in attendance how protesting during the anthem has nothing to do with the military. Good luck with that take.

Fuck the Cardinals for moving from Chicago and making me root for the shitstain of a Cub organization from the north side.

There should be a deadcast that is entirely devoted to the White Sox just to troll Magary.

Papa John’s in Ireland will gladly serve you a side of potato wedges with your pizza as a combo meal. Eating an entire Papa John’s pizza with a full side of potato wedges seems like a good idea when you’re shitfaced in Ireland at 3am. Pizza tastes the same over there as it does here.

This fucking team is either losing to Ball State or Western Kentucky (if not both) next year. Oskee.

Yeah, that’s a pretty typical north shore trust fund kid.

Not to sound like a provincial homer here, but Chicago has done this for decades. Downtown parade the Saturday before St. Patrick’s Day, with the South Side parade (the better of the two) the Sunday before. There’s a North Side parade now too, but fuck them.

Whatever. Best pussy in the state.

I cheer for all of those teams as well. The Bulls can go get fucked, but ISU should continue to be a bunch of throbbing dicks about being left out and I’m about as excited as one can be for an 87 loss Sox season.

I don’t care what the advanced stats say. The Podsednik Iguchi combo to lead off the 2005 Sox won them a crap ton of games that year. Scotty Pods would find a way on, steal a base or force an error brought upon by the threat of him stealing a base, and Iguchi would either knock him in or move him over. Boom. Sox up…

McCaskey to the State Senate, “Get behind this bill or we’re moving to Gary. I’m fucking serious this time.”

Fuck off. Chief Illiniwek was the best and the 3 in 1 is the greatest halftime tradition in college sports. You can still hire “the Chief” to appear at your favorite local Central Illinois tavern/bachelor party/box social.

Aside from the bruise to the NFL’s ego, I can’t for the life of me understand why the NFL doesn’t just do what college football does and review every single play and stop play if something looks suspicious. The entire concept of challenging plays is stupid and broken anyway.

I want to know how this fucker’s dad can afford 200 (I’m assuming club) level tickets. Doesn’t that kind of look like a poor person’s house? I mean, that carpet and couch are at least 15 years old.

Meh, I’d hit it.

I refuse to believe that there is any rational explanation for any U.S. team to lose to Bahrain in any sport whatsoever. I mean, I know Bahrain is wealthy, but so is Orange County. With the sheer depth of talent (how many fucking kids play soccer now) and access to world class sporting facilities we have, we should be…