With every article about Baylor Deadspin publishes, I have to scrape a little deeper in the bottom of the shame pool.

That’s precisely my point. If they are better than the rest of the “weak” league this year, isn’t now the BEST time to make some of the moves that make them better during years when the competition isn’t so weak?

Are you suggesting they make tough moves like this only when the rest of the league is nipping at their heels?

4 Superbowls, GOAT, 7-1 record in a year when nobody else is really any good, setting up for continued success by trading diva talent... yeah, dude should be outraged. 

Truth! What else are you gonna do when you have no team to root for.

In 2007 they went undefeated after “spy gate.” This is a team that internalizes perceived injustices better than any other team in the NFL and channels their fury into butt fucking their opponents. Garoppolo is going to surprise a lot of people in this league.

I really don’t know why you wouldn’t. My wife said she would probably do the fantasy suites first and then make the big cuts. This kind of pragmatism is why I married her.

She might the worst bachelorette in the show’s history of worst bachelorettes.

I live in Grant Park, current home of the Braves. When the city of Atlanta declined to cave to the Braves’ demands for a new stadium, I was sad we’d no longer be able to walk to games, but happy my city wasn’t complicit in subsidizing rich private corporations.

Because boobs.

She knew he was going to die (prophesy) and she got the throne out of it. There’s no more tragedy left for her in Westeros.

Celine Dion is the all the hope, joy, strength, love and unwavering goodness of the world incarnate. Anyone who disagrees can eat a fat dick.

I’m in Atlanta too - Grant Park. Fuck the greedy-ass Braves and shady Cobb County commissioners right in the pussy.

Thanks for chopping about 9 seconds of video into three separate ad-sponsored videos. Die in a plane crash.

A year’s worth of sundries for a 13 minute concert. Georgia AD can apparently go quite low.

I am not sure I could possibly care less about Baylor’s evangelical mission. I simply prefer Baylor focus more on rape-free academics.

I went to Baylor, and I agree with every piece of your comment.

Yikes. That looked pretty brutal.

Garrapolo. Run more laps, fatty, Megatron ain’t walkin’ through that door.

This is some fucking prime cut snark.