Where does this rank in his career highlights? Has to fit somewhere in there:

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

Not long ago Pronger couldn’t even skate let alone play without having severe headaches and post concussion symptoms. He talked about how difficult it was not even being able to play hockey with his kids. It’s a really great sight to see him playing again even if only in a meaningless celebrity game.

Joke’s on you, get ready for more of the Central Valley faithful hanging out around SoCal.

Three-armed robberies? How the hell did this kid get Jim Abbott as an accomplice?

My son was saved twice in High School and once in college by wearing knee braces. Yes, he was an Olineman. Each time, the brace was destroyed by the force of holding in place to prevent the injury. Better the brace, than the knee.

Here at FCS College Football Program, we prefer our scientific evidence as anecdotal as the indictments against our players.

I’ve never been a fan of the Marlins, but the death of Jose Fernandez hit me really hard, and this just brings me to tears. He was so talented, so young, and loved the sport. It’s hard to accept that he is gone, months after it happened. Despite all the sadness, this one moment will always make me smile, and allows me…

My goalie don’t like you, and he likes everyone.

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

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You clearly don’t know who Bill Caswell is.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Keep in mind, Kelly is a gender neutral name.

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

I was going to go with “4th and dong.”

This needs to become a tradition. Like the octopus in Detroit.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

I’m counting on Deadspin’s journalistic chops to track down the video of where that dildo spent the rest of the day.