“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Nope, the term “teledildonics” has been around for a while.

This looks just like those idiots I drove by in Portland who were playing competitive leap-frog.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Even as a die-hard Cubs fan, I consider myself lucky to have lived in SoCal for 5 years as a teenager so I could listen to many of the Dodger games he called. There’ll never be anybody better, and glad the Dodgers gave him a thrilling final broadcast at Dodger Stadium. Thanks for everything Vin :)

Nasa flys a couple of them.

Isn’t that new? I can’t think of a prior aircraft in USAF or USAAF inventory named “Raider”. The closest I can think of is the A-1 Skyraider.

Much better than me wondering when the last time was that he took a bath. ;D <3

She brings all the sloths to the yard.

Too good!

I believe its called “fun”. Give it a try sometime.

ARB USA put together a Jeep as part of the Icons project with the intention of shipping it to Australia but the paperwork couldn’t get sorted for it to get there for this trip.

Ah yes, they did

It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

It is Rob. Those two have the best chemistry ever.

I’ll never forget a bit of team radio that was played on a race years ago - whomever was speaking to Felipe started out with “Felipe, baby” and it was pure gold. You perfectly illustrated that sound bite, so thank you!

Deal with it.