Dyson 360 Eye is pretty great! I’ve had both a Roomba and a Neato, and the Dyson simply gets more dust out of the carpet; it does not suck at sucking. Another plus is that it seems to get stuck less often, and less hair gets stuck in its brush; with the Roomba and two cats, every other day was “clean the brush”-day...…

Dyson 360 Eye is pretty great! I’ve had both a Roomba and a Neato, and the Dyson simply gets more dust out of the…

I can only remember the two classical pieces, especially Adagio...

Women are responsible for their own lack of orgasms, as most men are more than invested in making sure their partners cum - hence the faking. Any woman who expects a man to know what to do has no standing to complain. And it’s nowhere near as easy as “just eat pussy”, because how to do that matters, and differs; tell…

Hypothetically, I pirated a lot of stuff once upon a time; part of that was youth and the lack of funds associated with youth, but mostly it was a lack of alternatives.

I’ve said all along that the only thing more scary than a Trump presidency is that the republicans come to their senses and impeach him. Trump is a Joker, but Mike Pence is Satan. At least with Trump, there’s a chance of massive infrastructure investment and some welfare - he actually seems to be aware that the…

I work in TV production, and if you don’t have a social media presence, you’re not getting the job (whether that’s a part of the job or not). Basically all scouting, communication and hiring is done via FB or LinkedIn, so if you’re NOT on those, for whatever reason, I generally assume you’re an anti-social narcissist,…

Exactly, Nespresso is miles ahead of Keurig in terms of taste. It will never equal what a great Barista can do, but it will dance rings around a shot of Starbucks, with proper Crema and body.

Exactly, Nespresso is miles ahead of Keurig in terms of taste. It will never equal what a great Barista can do, but…

...and the Italians, who love Nespresso.

...and the Italians, who love Nespresso.

It’s good. Feels like Super Mario, and is easily worth $9.99. People have been spoilt by cheap games, Super Mario Bros. 3 cost $99.99 in 2017 money.

You can get a Samsung with 4K and HDR and only 20ms input lag (yes, while using HDR) for way under $1000. I think the cheapest is under $450 (thoug that’s only 40", and getting a 4K screen at 40" is a waste of money).

So this does what the Temperfect mug does, but with electronics, a battery, and at four times the cost? Uh, no thanks.

So this does what the Temperfect mug does, but with electronics, a battery, and at four times the cost? Uh, no…

I’m confused - I agree this was a terrible thing to do, but the violation was the butter; she knew there was going to be a rape scene, the only thing that was improvised was the butter as lubricant. People are commenting like they sprung a surprise rape scene on her, which they did not.

I’m sorry if a bunch of people explained this already, but you’re conflating The Church of Satan, who are narcissistic and cultish, with the Satanic Temple, who are just trolls.

Sorry, not impossible but verrrry unlikely that Logan is the MiB - besides the wrong-colored eyes, the knife, and aaaaall the other hints that William is the MiB, there’s also the fact that Dolores slashes Logan’s face. The MiB does not have a scar where there should be one. No, my money’s on a tragic accident in the…

If you check out the video, they mention towards the end if the story that there had been an incident in the store earlier that day. Doesn’t excuse anything, but it makes more sense if the employee was already scared about something. You can see a snapchat from the store as well, those dudes did not look threatening.

Filthy casual.

I am getting about ready to take Jezebel off my RSS-feed. You used to be funny, snarky, and you gave me a much-needed insight into the feminist/lgbtq mindset. But lately you’ve just become mean people, and I’m starting to think I don’t want to encourage advertisers your way anymore. Fucking grow up.

I’m sorry, I’m not a big fan of Erickson, but it seems to me that you are very, very willfully misunderstanding his argument. He is literally saying the exact thing you are, you’re just misunderstanding it because of who he is.

‘Chipshajen’ = The Potato Chip Shark

Uh, what the hell do you mean “search the default GIF library”? Where do I find that?