That makes absolutely no sense. I can see you disliking people who choose to be assholes more than ones who simply are assholes, through no fault of their own. But not finding fault? How about this one: They’re assholes!

That’s just not true though. Yeah, for online-shooters like Battlefront, the lag is too much - but I’ve completed both Bloodborne and Fallout 4 playing on the Vita. I think maybe one death on Bloodborne was due to latency (out of thousands).

It’s a black in-joke Ellie, you’re not supposed to get it. Dash was definitely in on it, which (it has been explained to me) was aimed squarely at black people and specifically “black twitter”.

Scalia, as much as I disagreed with the man in almost all his opinions regarding the “cultural wars”, was a very good justice, even a great one. He wrote brilliant opinions, he was principled, and he had a clear point of view. That some of those views were very much the opposite of my own are really not the point. He…

I like how Shkreli is now just making stuff up to troll journalists...

I think one of the takeaways from this is that women not only need to learn how to say no; they also need to learn how to say yes. Men are often “trained” by women who don’t want to seem slutty that “no...” means “work for it”. Affirmative consent and the confidence to demand it is the only way our sons and daughters…

I get that, and I agree that after a certain point it is rude and intrusive. But yeah, since the transition is part of the focus of the article, and thus relevant, I would say the journalist erred on the side of political correctness. Anything that results in less clarity is by definition bad journalism.

Hmm. I actually have been in that situation, and the only thing that felt off-limit was actually doing something that made her male; ie as long as we both ignored her penis, I kept seeing her a female.

Hey, I hope this doesn’t come off wrong: I’m totally fine with the whole transitioning thing, but sometimes I feel journalists lose sight of actually conveying information out of a misguided wish to follow the current rule-set. It is not rude to state, somewhere in this article, that up until a certain point the…

Counterpoint: Unless you’re Scandinavian, in which case you have literally mutated into a being that should drink cow’s milk. Racist.

Can I just say how impressed I am by the Empire Records-reference?

Well, the guy is clearly a giant tool, and a bit of a racist. However, I object to the sobriquet “fuckboy” in the title. That word is neither cool not funny, it’s just the male equivalent of calling a girl a slut. You’re basically saying someone is only good for sex.

Great post.

Starred you for the “You’re the Worst” reference.

I’ve used all the different ways of watching downloaded stuff on my TV throughout the years, all the way back to XBMP (and a very long a/v-lead before that). I used Plex for less than two months before I plunked down for a lifetime-pass. I was late to the party and paid the full $150, and I still think it was a…

Thank you. I guessed it was something like that, but good to know.

Yeah, I know Jezebel is mainly for 20-year old girls who just discovered the patriarchy and now know every single thing that they’re supposed to take offense at, but could you please start adding context to your posts again? I know that negates the clubby snarkiness you’re going for, but maybe in an info box after the…

Please, with the objectifying... and also, it would be more accurate to say that we are the eggwhites and women are the yolks. Make slime/jelly-references as you please.

Well, to be fair, men literally come protein. So you could make a mean cumlette to go with the cuntbread, and then we’d spread the bread with breast-milk derived butter (cold breast-milk for drinking too, natch). Maybe a slice of blood sausage to go with that... Made from the proper stuff straight up from the vein, or…

Uh, hating on men who won’t eat pussy is fair enough, but if you are only cumming from being eaten out, you are yourself terrible at sex. So are your sexual partners. It is certainly easier to cum during oral (for both sexes), but if it’s your only way, you need to take a look at what you’re doing wrong.