Hmm. I actually have been in that situation, and the only thing that felt off-limit was actually doing something that made her male; ie as long as we both ignored her penis, I kept seeing her a female.

Hey, I hope this doesn’t come off wrong: I’m totally fine with the whole transitioning thing, but sometimes I feel journalists lose sight of actually conveying information out of a misguided wish to follow the current rule-set. It is not rude to state, somewhere in this article, that up until a certain point the…

Counterpoint: Unless you’re Scandinavian, in which case you have literally mutated into a being that should drink cow’s milk. Racist.

Can I just say how impressed I am by the Empire Records-reference?

Well, the guy is clearly a giant tool, and a bit of a racist. However, I object to the sobriquet “fuckboy” in the title. That word is neither cool not funny, it’s just the male equivalent of calling a girl a slut. You’re basically saying someone is only good for sex.

Great post.

Starred you for the “You’re the Worst” reference.

I’ve used all the different ways of watching downloaded stuff on my TV throughout the years, all the way back to XBMP (and a very long a/v-lead before that). I used Plex for less than two months before I plunked down for a lifetime-pass. I was late to the party and paid the full $150, and I still think it was a…

Thank you. I guessed it was something like that, but good to know.

Yeah, I know Jezebel is mainly for 20-year old girls who just discovered the patriarchy and now know every single thing that they’re supposed to take offense at, but could you please start adding context to your posts again? I know that negates the clubby snarkiness you’re going for, but maybe in an info box after the…

Please, with the objectifying... and also, it would be more accurate to say that we are the eggwhites and women are the yolks. Make slime/jelly-references as you please.

Well, to be fair, men literally come protein. So you could make a mean cumlette to go with the cuntbread, and then we’d spread the bread with breast-milk derived butter (cold breast-milk for drinking too, natch). Maybe a slice of blood sausage to go with that... Made from the proper stuff straight up from the vein, or…

Uh, hating on men who won’t eat pussy is fair enough, but if you are only cumming from being eaten out, you are yourself terrible at sex. So are your sexual partners. It is certainly easier to cum during oral (for both sexes), but if it’s your only way, you need to take a look at what you’re doing wrong.

Hello, 2002 called - it wants its Kopi Luwak-story back.

I’ve got a 3-year-old and a 1-year-old, and while I quite liked the look of the Witcher, I’ve logged maybe three hours on it. That’s a function of having kids, not of the PS4.

They are both idiots, and both need to be responsible. If you get an STI, it is always your own fault, unless protection failed. The guy sounds like an incredible douche, and possibly a felon, so at the same time, the poster seems justified... if it’s true. Otherwise, he’s the actual victim here, and you’re doing the…

That is in fact exactly what we do, which is why it reminds you of high school boys - in high school, boys get boners if the wind changes. We are also told to be ashamed of them because Satan. The only way to control them is to tuck them up... Which can sometimes fail if our shirt rides up - peekaboo!

I think that even back in 1983, it was acknowledged that Jedi was kind of weak and betrayed a lot of the world-building that went before. I was only six at the time, but I remember the reviews being decidedly ho-hum (I remember because of the rage six-year-old me felt at these no-nothing reviewers who were desecrating…

In life you will learn that other people have different life-situations than you, and therefore different needs. I, for one, have a toddler and a baby. This means that every other night, I’m stuck next to a hairpin-trigger baby, and am unable to leave the bed after 8pm for fear of epic bawlage (and a TV isn’t really…

In fact, one of the main criticisms against Macklemore has been of the “we don’t need your help, white/straight boy”-type, from members of the black and gay community who for some reason HATE it when white/straight artists agree that “yes, you are in fact oppressed and we should do something about it, and here, let me…