so there are a few inaccuracies here. for starters while the alcohol content is less than 0.5% when processed that doesn’t hold firm for “raw” variants as they will continue to ferment while on the shelf, depending on age and level of refrigeration it can actually get upwards of 2.0% which when you factor in the size…

Friendly reminder:

There are no confirmed health benefits to kombucha, or any probiotic. According to the Department of Health and Human Services, “benefits have not been conclusively demonstrated, and not all probiotics have the same effects.”

To go into more detail, the only studies that have found possible health…

1. Cheetos.

I loved Wonder Woman, even enjoyed the 2016 Ghostbusters, and I’ve always loved awesome woman in kicked ass roles ever since I was a kid with Ripley and Sarah Connor.

Why exactly are you toasting your mouth?

4G looks delightful. I want my toast to taste toasted. Too light and it’s more like “congratulations, you just used heat to make a piece of stale bread.”

This is the most wholesome fight on the internet and I am here for it.

Skippy is better than Jif. Fight me. 

I’ve often been horrified at how cat food advertises itself to humans with descriptions of things *I* might order off a menu. Shelves full of shit like “Salmon and shrimp in a delicate gravy.”

I’m sorry, no, there is no moral reason to root for the Lakers to succeed ever under any circumstances.

That wouldn’t increase the carbonation, would it?  Wouldn’t it just water down the soda but keep the same level of carbonation?

Add Tons of Oreo Filling
There isn’t a recipe around that can’t be improved by adding copious globs of sweet, sweet Oreo filling. In fact, don’t even bother with the chickpeas and other bullshit ingredients; they would just get in the way. Serve without utensils.

Ergo—and here’s where I picture myself in a pizza-related sequel to A Beautiful Mind—sharing a large pizza with a friend rather than each getting an individual small pie yields 14 more square inches of pizza for each of you. Beautiful.

I’ve been around long enough for this factoid to go viral at least twice, possibly three times in my lifetime. Seems like every 10 years or so a new generation discovers math.

6 slices sounds like too much food. Could they cut it into 4?

This sort of thing is kind of what Dennis Lee had long done on his now-defunct(?) blog The Pizzle.

All respect to Gaiman, but his argument can be summarized as “consumers should just deal with a shitty product and move on with their lives.” Consumers have a right to complain about the product they purchased not meeting their expectations. When an author sells you a book that is part of a series, it’s with the…

I gotta say, this is kind of rich coming from the site that had a huge article on how you should nibble and suck your candy like a toothless rat in order to extract the maximum amount of flavor.

It’s not for everyone. Some people don’t like sweets or pizza. Bizarre. 

I’d notice the difference when I began to have difficulty breathing due to the allergic reaction.