Are we just ignoring the fact that he called the dude Josh?

Doughnut?  I’d have called them Chazzwazzers

Those are the wrong kind of sprinkles.  Fail.

“No, that’s my emotional support bacon.”

There’s actually a pretty rich history of domesticating cheetahs. The Indians used them for hunting and had them ride elephants so they wouldn’t be tired beforehand.

OK, wow, now my brain hurts

Thanks a lot. I’ve got it bookmarked now.

Pour them both into a glass and do a blind taste test and you’ll be surprised. Much of the fuss about ‘mexican’ coke is the glass bottle it comes in changing our perception.

Meh, people making blanket statements need to be fucked with. Of all the rolls, lumpia is the best. Although popiah is a close second for me.

After all the negative articles on Gizmodo about Soylent, you guys are actually shilling this garbage?

After all the negative articles on Gizmodo about Soylent, you guys are actually shilling this garbage?

Nah. “Pretend you were trolling after you failed hard” is one of the oldest, dumbest tricks in the book.

Ahhh tax evasion, the reason most wait staff are actually against getting a livable wage and abolishing tips.

And here I thought that a Rocket resulting in a lifeless pile of flesh was due to an O-ring.

My experience has been that the Raising Cane’s employees have been on par with Chick-Fil-A or In-n-Out. Cheery and very helpful.

It’s the greatest line in the history of TV.

“Hold my beer.” -Steven Universe fans

You made a powder of the skin and your first thought wasn’t “Where is there a glass coffee table and a straw”? I am dissapointed.

Make sure to aim at the cook that neglected to tell you.

Either Chicago corruption is waning or we’re missing part of the graft. Everyone knows you hire one of the connected law firms if you need a large reduction in your property tax assessment. https://www.illinoispolicy.org/meet-the-politicians-getting-rich-off-chicagos-property-tax-scheme/ 

Lol. And it all happened at Guaranteed Rate Field, where interest is... low.