If words and phrases no longer have any offensive connotations to 99.9% of people, why bother? Languages evolve over time, these phrases have completely divorced themselves from their origins. Literally no one is complaining about this.

No no no. Bring it back like how I remember it when I was a kid: as basically a Sunkist/Fanta Orange soda competitor but it tasted better. There are too many other low calorie alternative sweetened but still somehow bad or worse than regular soda drinks on the market that we can go to.

Forget the microwave method

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

Heads up: There are far bigger issues with Jezebel’s comments section that need to be addressed first, before some sort of crusade against cliche jokes happens.

Col Sanders has been a woman before, Col. Arla Sanders of Earth 11 in the DC comic Universe:

So is this all overthinking things?

So is there a good reason y’all don’t just embed a YouTube clip here? The Kinja video player is pure trash.

If you actually followed the chain of source links back to the primary source study (available here: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/file?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0028132&type=printable), you will find that (A) this “recent study” was published in 2011, and (B) the paper doesn’t say a single thing about toilet…

I’m more along the lines of not wanting an individual mandate because I rarely ever use health care much less go to the hospital. Does it mean Im always going to be healthy or be able to pay for it??? no (itll probably bite me in the ass)... but without a $500 health insurance bill, I could put that money towards…

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

They’re the best 1-2 punch

I know for a while you could order the old Cherokees with RHD for fleet sales because they did manufacture them for Europe.

The obvious? You mean the obvious that a person that has admitted to abusing drugs in the past would have drug residue on her personal items and that airports are definitely going to test for shoot like that if you leave your stuff behind? Or maybe Weinstein put out the message to the metro transit authority to make…

So you think this is a conspiracy? Tell me the mechanics of it? Is it the Illuminati? The Masons? The lizard people? The Clintons? why is it suspicious? The warrant was issued in February.

Makes about 1/2 cup

1/2 cup Hellman’s mayonnaise

Well the milk is right there, so it's pretty convenient.

Especially with the "mother fucking" in there. I mean that's just bad marketing!

You lost me when you claimed chicken is better than turkey. You made an enemy forever at, "Thanksgiving dinner is the least appetizing of American holidays".