Thank you for this insight into the function of written communication using the English language. I’m glad you took the time to express it on this wonderful Kinja comment board on the miraculous invention of the Internet, in this day of our lord, the 18th of August, 2015, at or around 12:35pm EST. That is all.

As a nonplussed Eagles fan:

I care about it cause there is money involved. Not enough that I get mad if I lose, but it’s 17 weeks that are usually more entertaining than watching the bears each week.

I wonder why people think that their trolling is interesting or fun for others. If you are going to make a troll piece at least try to make it funny and original.

Basically it’s for people too stupid to look at ADPs and notice which ones are way different from where they think the player is. Relying on mocks is like watching 20 ABs to determine whether a guy is a .250 or .300 hitter. The anecdotal information is as likely to throw you as help you.

But can't you just look at ESPN or Yahoo's ADP charts? Those cover thousands of real drafts and give you a much larger sample size. Plus, if you're drafting with friends, you know that some guy (me) is going to reach for Cobb or Melvin Gordon because he loves the Packers and Badgers.

I too have an unfulfilling social life

Shocking that his profile pic is a Pats logo

It’s because Charlie is a damn LIAR

Megatron at #3? Someone’s also clearly not giving a fuck.

+1 wall paid for by Mexico

Is it ironic that these guys are accusing you of wasting their time?

As a Giants fan, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, he’s been remarkably consistent. On the other hand, his consistency means he’s likely to get the deal but somehow return the signed contract to the wrong team.

The problem is that it is only one school. If lets say all private universities wanted to form a union, it might gain more traction.

You need new friends and 6pts/TD for all players. Because that’s what a touchdown is worth.

Counterpoint: acting as a designated driver for someone doesn’t enable shitty behavior. It’s actually the exact opposite.

there is quite literally nothing here, including by the alleged victim and other sources, that this cop knew anything about what was going to happen after he dropped them off. So no, it’s not newsworthy. It’s cheap witch-hunty stuff...

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.