I’m very surprised we didn’t hear a coach screaming, “I swear to god if I see another handshake you all will actually have to do your own course work this fall!”

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Against the Eagles.

It’s Doug FUNNIE, not FUNNY, you Klotzian mouth breather.

He spikes the ball after the catch and never makes a clean transfer to his “opposite” hand. Therefore, it’s a single. Run scores.

He made Thriller. THRILLER.

Who could get cut from the Jets the quickest. IK won that fight.

FitzMagik is clearly behind this. Paid IK like some Tonya Harding shit

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

Yeah, but alcohol kills germs!

Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

Les Misérables

So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

All Kardashians are worthless, so it doesn't really matter who he meant.

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

Every NFL fight sucks but this one:

So he’s not racist, he just treats everyone like slaves? Sounds fair and balanced to me!