I was wearing my Rotek ‘Ring shirt last night! GO ROTEK!

Best wheels EVAR!

Wow! These pics are fantastic. Well done!

Clearly, the lack of a windshield wiper blade was the cause!

“I’ll just wrap this strap around the charpe pipe here... and we’ll have you out of here in no time.”

Ahhh, I forgot about that one. I was thinking of this one when he put it in the trees.

Webber wishes he could stick the landing like that and keep it on the track!

So, is this a situation where the aero package creates downforce when the car is going forward and works in reverse (creates life) when you turn the car around?

Someone on that crew has a screen cap...

I saw him at a baseball game last year. I don’t recall there being one occasion when I glanced over where he wasn’t shoveling food in. There was even one point where the ballpark was “asking” people to flex for the camera. They overlayed “FLEX CAM” over everyone that got on camera. At the very end of the bit, they put…

I’m calling it now. This had nothing to do with CL. I’m tempted to make a bad joke about stanced cars... MUST. RESIST.

It looks like a bad tribal tattoo. But, it’s still better than the previous. I would have ditched the chrome/silver immediately after cutting ties with Mercedes. Like, that day.

4 minutes without an ultra slowmo 360 degree replay? Fire the director!

You’re giving track days a bad name with this crap!

Two things you ALWAYS put in the ad when you are selling one of these cars — the revision number on the head (one version was prone to high rate of failure) and the status of the dash. Dashes were prone to cracking. And the lack of any clear pictures of the dash suggest this one is cracked too. So, right off the bat,…

Does the Jetta Sport Wagen get Passat fuel capacity? If so, TAKE MY MONEY!

Not only will a vinyl wrap help protect your paint from your neighbors key, but it will amp up the annoyance factor 10x. My only other suggestion is a kickstarter campaign for a motion sensing dash cam aimed at that wiper.

I spotted one at an auction a few years ago. I was so giddy when I saw it on the bid sheet. My excitement waned in direct proportion to my distance. As I walked up, the white paint seemed have an orange tint to it. The body panel gaps were growing larger. And that fucking body kit... I opened the door and just about…

Blow it out your ear! Fallon is the best thing to happen to late night (note the lack of capital letters). He's rooting for the Red Socks because the Yankees are unlikeable. With A-Fraud back in the lineup, and a rebuilding year ahead of them, there's nothing worth rooting for. I won't even get into the piss poor beer…

They're hoping to attract some Fuck You Apple buyers and create an even bigger price gap between the products.

They're hoping to attract some Fuck You Apple buyers and create an even bigger price gap between the products.