Goddamn weird wrestlers and their gross ears.

This is the shit you get when you let your political cartoonist moonlight as an egomaniacal baseball writer.

This cat undoubtedly has a cool life, but ...
“Getting up and going to work can get sort of groundhog-ish,” he explained. When you have the same routine, you can get lost along way.”

He later describes his typical day, which includes waking up early, going to work, going to the gym, grabbing dinner and then getting…

“I never say it can’t get worse.”
— Buddy Bell, during the Royals’ 62-100 2006 campaign

I thought Yeti was a brand of overpriced coolers purchased by bros and rich rednecks.

I find your lack of Jason Isbell disturbing.

More like D-evolution, amirite?

Of course he’s from Oklahoma.

So cool! I like the one the Royals took on their trip to New York!

7. “I just bitch-slapped your closer” Alex Gordon

I want to feel bad for them, I really do. But I was at The K for Game 7 last year and saw Madison Fucking Bumgarner leave the tying run at third base in the ninth.
It was KC’s time.

A bunch of free agent question marks and a World Series title.

It’s clear you don’t know much about this Royals team. The difference between the Cubs/Dodgers and the Royals is the Royals rarely strikeout, fighting off good pitches until the pitchers makes a mistake and leaves one up.
Basically exactly what Tom said in the above piece.

Deadspin: the official blog of the Toronto Blue Jays.

Heh. This guy really trying to talk smack to Mayor Sly James.

PROFESSIONAL

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

Tears of joy? When Hosmer hit the fuck out of that baseball an hour or so ago.

That may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on deadspin. Fuck the Cardinals that that side of the state.

#NukeAllOfMissouriExceptKansasCity