Hopefully the aging Zack Morris can provide some important leadership behind in the clubhouse.

Fun fact: the medicine ball game that Hoover came up with while in office is still a thing, especially in his hometown of West Branch, Iowa.

This headline is misleading. Should be:
“Zack Greinke gives up longest-ever measured dinger hit by a pitcher”

I’d be interested in seeing this with the EF-5 just two days prior than this that wiped out my house and 1/3 of the rest of Joplin, Mo.

I once met a girl  from Springfield, Mo., who bragged about banging Rasmus when he was with the Cardinals’ AA affiliate there.
I have to think she has since walked back that bravado a bit.

Definitely.

“Sure, some day she will fill a museum with art she artificially inflated ...”

Meanwhile, every one of those students is emailing their horrified parents back in Chanute/Hoxie/whatever bum-fuck town their from to ensure them that they were, in fact, not participating in that vulgar display and, actually, they’ve spent the better part of the past three days praying for those lost souls who would…

OK. Guess I’m just dreaming up all the people I know and have met from that area.

We have some good friends who live in West Babylon. Love ‘em, but every time we visit I can’t wait to get the fuck out of there.

Fuckin’ animals with your oyster crackers ahead of Cheez-Its.
Christ.

Unfortunately, you’re right.
I’ve always been a non-confrontational guy and would go out of my way to be as nice as possible ... until I started flying more.
Now, fuck ‘em. I’m looking out for me, assholes.

Something something, “THE BRAND,” something something, “EXCLUSIVITY”

Hey, hey, hey. It was North Dakota STATE that embarrassed the fuck out of you at Kinnick Stadium. No need to be mad at UND too.

Waiting for the people on the original story who commented about Tilda “just having that vibe” and “this is just the way white people think” to show up and start shoving some crow down their throats.

“FUCK YOU.”

EM-EYE-ZEE

“They’re just rats with a cute outfit.”

The only quote I remember from the one full episode of Sex and the City” I saw.

At least Trump is taking Brownback and Kobach away from Kansas. Sorry, America.

The true “art of manliness” is dressing however the fuck you want.