Hopefully the aging Zack Morris can provide some important leadership behind in the clubhouse.

This headline is misleading. Should be:
“Zack Greinke gives up longest-ever measured dinger hit by a pitcher”

I once met a girl  from Springfield, Mo., who bragged about banging Rasmus when he was with the Cardinals’ AA affiliate there.
I have to think she has since walked back that bravado a bit.

Definitely.

“Sure, some day she will fill a museum with art she artificially inflated ...”

Meanwhile, every one of those students is emailing their horrified parents back in Chanute/Hoxie/whatever bum-fuck town their from to ensure them that they were, in fact, not participating in that vulgar display and, actually, they’ve spent the better part of the past three days praying for those lost souls who would…

OK. Guess I’m just dreaming up all the people I know and have met from that area.

We have some good friends who live in West Babylon. Love ‘em, but every time we visit I can’t wait to get the fuck out of there.

Fuckin’ animals with your oyster crackers ahead of Cheez-Its.
Christ.

Something something, “THE BRAND,” something something, “EXCLUSIVITY”

Hey, hey, hey. It was North Dakota STATE that embarrassed the fuck out of you at Kinnick Stadium. No need to be mad at UND too.

Waiting for the people on the original story who commented about Tilda “just having that vibe” and “this is just the way white people think” to show up and start shoving some crow down their throats.

“FUCK YOU.”

EM-EYE-ZEE

“They’re just rats with a cute outfit.”

The only quote I remember from the one full episode of Sex and the City” I saw.

At least Trump is taking Brownback and Kobach away from Kansas. Sorry, America.

The true “art of manliness” is dressing however the fuck you want.

Yes, and cross over that magical state line from OP, Prairie Village, Leawood, etc., and you have pretty much the same people. Not much difference in Downtown OP and Waldo.

The problem is, people from Mizzery and alums of other Kansas DI universities dislike KU.
The whole nation dislikes Duke. Try again.

Paul Rudd was in the clubhouse at Citi Field after the Royals won the Series last year. So it’s not exactly ground-breaking that Bill Murray did the same with the Cubs.
And, yes, we have “celebrities” in Kansas City, too.