I’m going to start using “tunnel traffic” as an excuse for any tardiness I may encounter from here on out, despite the fact that I live in Overland Park, Kan.

Yes, the Blue Jays are incredibly likable, if you like whining and complaining and yelling at people perform oral sex.

It should be noted that Lee Judge is the Star’s political cartoonist and has, for some reason, been allowed to regularly write about baseball for the last few years.

Latest? This shit has been circulating through suburban Kansas City for at least the last year-and-a-half.

In his defense, it’s nearly a national holiday when Rios hits a home run.

Of course he’s wearing a Yuenling shirt.

A.) Summer is fair season, thus fair season is coming to an end.
B.) The games and rides and shit do not comprise the fair. That’s the fuckin’ carnival. The fair is the livestock and 4-H exhibits.

Signed,
A recovering hick from Southeast Kansas

The Blue Jays will somehow find a way to blame the Royals for this.

Boy, Deadspin took it quite literally when Josh Donaldson yelled for someone to begin some cock sucking a few weeks ago.

LOL. Jack equated a nice vacation area with fancy hotels to Branson.

Yep, definitely reliving the Comanche raid from Blood Meridian.

Does Greinke still have orgasmic reactions to Chipotle?

Funny how all the people who have had beef with the Royals this year (the entire A’s series, Smardzija on opening day and later in April, and now Donaldson, were all in the Oakland dugout during the Wild Card game.
But the gist of the comments are “dur, dur ... the Royals have been bad for a long time so they need to…

Oh dear lord ...

Fuckin’ Missouri.

I do some freelancing for the Kansas City Star and had to cover a Bishop Miege game last winter. I showed up a bit early and caught Bol (Bol) playing in the JV game.
It was entertaining, to say the least.

He didn’t pull a Derek Jeter, he pulled an Alex Gordon.

I hear New Orleans’ minor league team, the Joplin Tornadoes, is looking pretty strong.

“As big fans of dumb things that make people angry ...”

And that is exactly why Royals fans are embracing the ridiculousness of Omar, Kendrys, et al being ASG starters.