Unrelated, but who the hell is the guy in the video? Is he the only actor available for tech startup commercials?

Unrelated, but who the hell is the guy in the video? Is he the only actor available for tech startup commercials?

When I first started dating my wife, we were living two hours apart. After a few weeks without making the trip, she sent a text saying “I hope you murder my vagina.”
I don’t know if I murdered it, but I at least put it on life support.

And his family will have the awesome memory of witnessing said home run through a 4-inch cell phone screen.

I’m pretty partial to “You know Carl will be ready with that right hand.”

Oh my god.
Whatever.
Etc.

Just dropping by because I will never pass up a chance to say “Fuck Madison Bumgarner.”

Fuckin’ Royals and their exciting brand of winning baseball. They should just shut up and be pushed around like the small-market team they are.

Oh yes. That will definitely make everything better. The fucking Cardinals and their “play the game the white ... er, right way” mantra will sort everything out.

It was over and done with Saturday night after Ventura hit Lawrie. Then Reddick ran his mouth after the game and said the A’s weren’t done with it.
Kazmir then hits Cain in the first inning with nobody on and two outs.
Both teams made mistakes in this mess, but the A’s are just as guilty as the Royals. They’re still…

Unnecessary target? Escobar was going to get wiped out on that play regardless of what foot he had on the bag, because Lawrie was aiming for him. If he had actually slid into the bag, he would have been safe.

If you’d actually read those quotes, you can see that Rios is basically saying the Twins relievers suck and can’t control their shit in a big league game. He wasn’t saying the Twins were throwing at him intentionally

Ah shit. Drew sounds like a radio guy. I’ll never read his stuff in the same way again.

Although I didn’t have a problem with them before last October, I will now take any chance to say “Fuck the Giants.”

I ran a 2:22 at the junior high league meet in my one year of track. I won, promptly threw up and played baseball every spring thereafter.

Truth. I was at that crazy Texas-Iowa State B12 tourney game on Thursday night. Iowa State probably had 10,000 in the house. Texas had a group of about 15 right behind the bench.

We're talking about the rare sight of Missouri winning a basketball game, correct?

As a Royals fan who was at Game 7, I haven't been able to make myself watch Gordon's 9th-inning single and the ensuing Giants circus in left-center that sparked the "should he have rounded third" debate.

Coming soon, on the all-new season of Serial ...

Meh. Any show that uses music from Jason Isbell and John Moreland has built up enough equity for me.

You can't convince me that Ali didn't nurse that rabbit back to health and then pan-fry it.