Maybe if he had that day off he could have made this play? Nah ...

Fuck.

I woke up this morning and it's still real. It's a beautiful day. I didn't even get pissed at all the morons on Shawnee Mission Parkway today.

Oh, hey, someone should make a joke about how nobody goes to Royals games. That would be original.

Braum's: one positive to growing up within a 300-mile radius of Oklahoma City.

The Turnpike Troubadours are the truth. To me, guys like them, Hayes Carll, Jason Isbell, American Aquarium and others stand apart from all other "alt country/Red Dirt/Texas Country."

Scooping low throws from Reyes with two out in the ninth inning, on the other hand ...

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Nothing to do with heritage. I was saying that The Civil Wars were a legit musical act and them being the state's distinctive act was a good thing. Much better than friggin' Eric Church for my home state of Kansas.

Nah, that's actually something to be proud of. They were legit until they split up.

Says the guy who can't spell "border."

Once you out of KC, fuck mussurrah and the meth-lovin' Ozarkians who inhabit it.