Of course he’s from Oklahoma.

So cool! I like the one the Royals took on their trip to New York!

When did purple become hot pink?

Also: this guy is 92-percent of the population where I grew up in the four-state region of Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri and Arkansas.

7. “I just bitch-slapped your closer” Alex Gordon

I want to feel bad for them, I really do. But I was at The K for Game 7 last year and saw Madison Fucking Bumgarner leave the tying run at third base in the ninth.
It was KC’s time.

A bunch of free agent question marks and a World Series title.

It’s clear you don’t know much about this Royals team. The difference between the Cubs/Dodgers and the Royals is the Royals rarely strikeout, fighting off good pitches until the pitchers makes a mistake and leaves one up.
Basically exactly what Tom said in the above piece.

Deadspin: the official blog of the Toronto Blue Jays.

Heh. This guy really trying to talk smack to Mayor Sly James.

PROFESSIONAL

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

Tears of joy? When Hosmer hit the fuck out of that baseball an hour or so ago.

That may be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on deadspin. Fuck the Cardinals that that side of the state.

#NukeAllOfMissouriExceptKansasCity

I’m going to start using “tunnel traffic” as an excuse for any tardiness I may encounter from here on out, despite the fact that I live in Overland Park, Kan.

Yes, the Blue Jays are incredibly likable, if you like whining and complaining and yelling at people perform oral sex.

It should be noted that Lee Judge is the Star’s political cartoonist and has, for some reason, been allowed to regularly write about baseball for the last few years.

Latest? This shit has been circulating through suburban Kansas City for at least the last year-and-a-half.

In his defense, it’s nearly a national holiday when Rios hits a home run.

Of course he’s wearing a Yuenling shirt.