Overland Park, Kansas. Hey, we have trees.

A.) Summer is fair season, thus fair season is coming to an end.
B.) The games and rides and shit do not comprise the fair. That’s the fuckin’ carnival. The fair is the livestock and 4-H exhibits.

Signed,
A recovering hick from Southeast Kansas

The Blue Jays will somehow find a way to blame the Royals for this.

Boy, Deadspin took it quite literally when Josh Donaldson yelled for someone to begin some cock sucking a few weeks ago.

LOL. Jack equated a nice vacation area with fancy hotels to Branson.

Yep, definitely reliving the Comanche raid from Blood Meridian.

Does Greinke still have orgasmic reactions to Chipotle?

Funny how all the people who have had beef with the Royals this year (the entire A’s series, Smardzija on opening day and later in April, and now Donaldson, were all in the Oakland dugout during the Wild Card game.
But the gist of the comments are “dur, dur ... the Royals have been bad for a long time so they need to…

Oh dear lord ...

Fuckin’ Missouri.

I do some freelancing for the Kansas City Star and had to cover a Bishop Miege game last winter. I showed up a bit early and caught Bol (Bol) playing in the JV game.
It was entertaining, to say the least.

He didn’t pull a Derek Jeter, he pulled an Alex Gordon.

I hear New Orleans’ minor league team, the Joplin Tornadoes, is looking pretty strong.

“As big fans of dumb things that make people angry ...”

And that is exactly why Royals fans are embracing the ridiculousness of Omar, Kendrys, et al being ASG starters.

They can operate on his brain, but they can’t tune the fucking guitar for him?

Unrelated, but who the hell is the guy in the video? Is he the only actor available for tech startup commercials?

Unrelated, but who the hell is the guy in the video? Is he the only actor available for tech startup commercials?

At the same time, the average age of truck drivers is 55, and young people are not signing up to take over these jobs as more and more drivers retire. The price of goods is going to skyrocket when nobody is willing to transport them.

Tiny error in the Bender story that no one will really care about: the town nearest the Benders is Cherryvale, not Cherryville. I only know because I grew up in Southeast Kansas before somehow escaping.

When I first started dating my wife, we were living two hours apart. After a few weeks without making the trip, she sent a text saying “I hope you murder my vagina.”
I don’t know if I murdered it, but I at least put it on life support.