And his family will have the awesome memory of witnessing said home run through a 4-inch cell phone screen.

I’m pretty partial to “You know Carl will be ready with that right hand.”

Oh my god.
Whatever.
Etc.

Just dropping by because I will never pass up a chance to say “Fuck Madison Bumgarner.”

Fuckin’ Royals and their exciting brand of winning baseball. They should just shut up and be pushed around like the small-market team they are.

Oh yes. That will definitely make everything better. The fucking Cardinals and their “play the game the white ... er, right way” mantra will sort everything out.

It was over and done with Saturday night after Ventura hit Lawrie. Then Reddick ran his mouth after the game and said the A’s weren’t done with it.
Kazmir then hits Cain in the first inning with nobody on and two outs.
Both teams made mistakes in this mess, but the A’s are just as guilty as the Royals. They’re still…

Unnecessary target? Escobar was going to get wiped out on that play regardless of what foot he had on the bag, because Lawrie was aiming for him. If he had actually slid into the bag, he would have been safe.

If you’d actually read those quotes, you can see that Rios is basically saying the Twins relievers suck and can’t control their shit in a big league game. He wasn’t saying the Twins were throwing at him intentionally

Ah shit. Drew sounds like a radio guy. I’ll never read his stuff in the same way again.

Although I didn’t have a problem with them before last October, I will now take any chance to say “Fuck the Giants.”

I ran a 2:22 at the junior high league meet in my one year of track. I won, promptly threw up and played baseball every spring thereafter.

No lie: I worked at the daily newspaper in Joplin, Mo., until Dec. of 2013. When I left, there were still a few reporters using these.

Truth. I was at that crazy Texas-Iowa State B12 tourney game on Thursday night. Iowa State probably had 10,000 in the house. Texas had a group of about 15 right behind the bench.

But the attacks are on farms that are owned and operated by contract growers. So they're really "paying back" guys who are just trying to make a living by raising chickens, not the corporation.

My dad owned and operated a contract turkey farm for Butterball.
We routinely had white trash meth heads break into our barns and steal turkeys.
That was frustrating enough. I can't imagine losing that many birds.

We're talking about the rare sight of Missouri winning a basketball game, correct?

You described my experience pretty much to a T. A few years after my divorce, I decided to try online dating. I had the same work schedule (at the time I was a sports writer, working 4:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. with Tuesdays and Wednesdays off), which made it really hard to go out and meet new people.

I met my wife on…

As a Royals fan who was at Game 7, I haven't been able to make myself watch Gordon's 9th-inning single and the ensuing Giants circus in left-center that sparked the "should he have rounded third" debate.

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