Sorry to be the one to tell you this but you, like the rest of us, have to die.

You keep saying things like “if I had to die...” and “if I’m going to die...”. Yeah, you are going to have to die.

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.

Pilot here. Can confirm lowness of runways.

Okay, you’re right.

By that girl who ran up with the nice butt, please.

“Criticism” =/= “Verbal abuse”

Yup. When you’re grown you don’t do stupid sh*t... unless you choose to.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Having a critical opinion about a famous female pop singer is same as verbal abuse? Lollllll okay sure whatever.

“Deconstructs gossip culture”? What? It’s a gossip blog. It trades in celebrity gossip. That is what it does.

🤦🏼‍♀️ Really? If you’re gonna play that game, then FKA Twigs is ripping off Sinead O’Connor.

no one is discrediting her. the article mentioned in passing that others have “speculated” that she uses ghost singers. that’s it. the article and author didn’t then turn the rest of the article into a hunt to prove that she doesn’t actually sing.

You’re reading a celebrity gossip blog that has always been heavily opinionated. It includes gossip about celebrities (such as the claim that Gomez uses ghost singers). It also includes opinions of the writers - in this case, opinions of Gomez’s songs and video. The writer is not “discrediting” her.

“Discredit”?

Lol what? Jezebel is a website with many writers of varying opinions and one writer happened to express her opinion about a pop singer who’s not exactly known for her vocal talents.

You wouldn’t believe it, grieving parents are looking for an outside reason their child committed suicide. We only see this story *every single time* someone commits suicide. We saw it over Aaron Hernandez, Sandra Bland, Tyler Clementi. People close to the deceased never want to believe their loved one is…

James Bond wears a tuxedo in almost every Bond movie. He also checks into every hotel under his real name. Is that either practical or logical? No, it isn’t, but it is part of the allure. Same with the boots and the sex scene in Atomic Blonde.