Actually, it’s a great deal — as long as it’s a percentage of the gross, not net profits.

But not sad enough to stop us from sending children to die in our wars.

No interest.

Headline doesn’t say director, just woman.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno?

Shocking!

The advantage of having no advertisers to appease.

Sheep.

Because instagram is filled with vacuous nitwits.

The men were too busy learning how to play their instruments.

YouTube is where the audience is, genius. Millions of people are watching it right now.

Bingo.

Seriously

No. You need to be rich first.

And he drives a Hummer.

Dream on. Romney and Arnold are both out of office and won’t be facing another election.

Of course no doubt indeed.

Because artists generally don’t like to look greedy. That’s what Ticketmaster fees are for.

Way to explain the joke.

...unless you’re a Jew.