Relax, Kilroy.

“I can’t think of a face I’d rather see as I drink my morning coffee.”

Both.

Suck it up, buttercup.

“Ah, must be nice, to retire in your early 20s to a future in ceramics.”

Then stop whining and go watch “Haywire” (2011), starring Gina Carano, directed by Steven Soderbergh.

Because James Bond fighting in a tuxedo is practical. lol

You’re obviously not old enough to remember Nixon.

Fake news.

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Look at all the bitter, jealous wage-slaves rooting for this guy’s failure — just so they can feel better about giving up on their own dreams.

Actually, it’s LEGI.

A truckload of giant $100 bills?

Because they’re not delicate American snowflakes.

Sure, hugs are great... when they’re consensual.

This article and discussion are a useful reminder of why the patriarchy has nothing to worry about.

Jezebel *exploits* feminism. Always has.

Same is true for HBO. Is Game of Thrones not TV?

“...or some kind of Eminem type.”

LOL. Racist Jezebel is my favorite Jezebel.