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Who?

Tell it to the suffragettes, babe.

“Why would anyone reform the system?”

Talk is cheap, ladies.

It would be, if you had ended your question with a question mark.

Close enough!

If it includes a spoken-word interlude by Malcolm McDowell, I’m sold.

Who still needs a record contract?

Not true. You can’t describe something as “first” unless there is a second to compare it to.

Don’t you get it? The mailbox was Haldeman!

How would a different name make him any happier?

So you’re already giving Trump a second term?

Lynch’s acting performance in the “Louis CK replaces Letterman” episodes of “Louie” was fucking hysterical. Best performance by a director since Chaplin.

“When did y’all start to get the feeling that she could lose?”

Taking Kimmel’s statement at face value is just as naive.

YOU just don’t get it.

Ja Rule is white?!

Tucker Carlson? lol

Hydrating?