Sure, she’s just like Ivanka. If Ivanka had a law degree and actually worked her way to the top.

Why does that matter? Anyone can identify as feminist. Doesn’t mean shit.

How do you know it was a better offer?

Replace “gangbanger” with “hip hop artist” and see what happens...

Brian Wilson is not in the Kokomo music video. Perhaps you are confusing him with John Stamos.

Co-written by John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas, who — if you believe the stories his daughter Mackenzie tells — is an even worse human being than Mike Love.

Yep. That’s exactly what Kate Bush is: an inside joke.

Sucks to get old, doesn’t it?

The payment rates were negotiated and established by the music labels (ie. rights-holders) and the streaming services.

...some of the names have quite a bit of star power behind them: Beyoncé, Rihanna, Kanye West, Jack White, Arcade Fire, Usher, Nicki Minaj, Coldplay, Alicia Keys, Calvin Harris, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Jason Aldean, J. Cole, and Madonna.

Too late. They’ve already forgotten.

Staying here won’t do that either, genius. If you believe there is more compassion in the animal kingdom, why not live there?

Then why don’t you go live them?

Right.

Why should retail workers get paid when there are no customers in the store?

“Babe, people already had an idea.”

Why would you marry an asshole who objects to you speaking your native language?

Yep. It’s like claiming the Ghostbusters reboot wasn’t a box office flop because it won the Kids Choice Awards.

But I’ll bet you’re more than willing to accept federal funds for your roads, healthcare, education, law enforcement, etc.

That role was originally going to be played by Patricia Neal, but she had to decline after suffering a stroke.