In a universe in which Donald Trump is the most powerful person on the planet a Browns SB win is probably likelier than you think.

Brooklyn got gentrified because people can’t afford to live in Manhattan, not because people were like “Hey let’s go to Brooklyn for the lulz”

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!

As great a rapper as he is he’s always been an opportunist piece of shit. From the constant unsavory name dropping of Biggie in his early albums to shooting Un Rivera over leaked songs to tricking on Beyonce nobody should ever expect decisions based on morality from him

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Like is this it? It feels like this might be the end of his career, if so that sucks. His game is fun to watch.

Is it possible to register a 40 time of NULL?

A few years ago one of my cousins married a girl from Nashville. The night before the wedding - after driving around past old plantations all day - we go out for drinks on Broadway, and my only takeaway was that the women there were a perfect analogy to the city, the south, and frankly, the entire country: blonde…

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Exactly! There’s a whole damn movie starring a two-time Oscar winner called ‘Remember the Titans’ and still people can’t

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

It algorithmically creates a trivia question for which players must then generate answers.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

... whatever.

Came here for this. 

it’s called a cleveland steamer you asshole!!

The 2000 Presidential Election