Delighted to find out that their OC is Top 10 Chris Berman nickname Eric “Sleeping with” Bienemy. 

Dear Kansas City Chefs:

An NFC North thing? Nah, that can’t b-

I mean, Trevor definitely fooled around with the mutual friend, right?

Then I suppose I support war crimes

Texas barbecue owns your shit. I won’t take it back.

*watches highlights of Chargers vs Jaguars game*

Has Ray of Light been posted yet? You have too dig the internet for it since for some reason it’s not on YouTube

Ray lewis made a hof career jumping on piles, getting up and dancing like he’s having a seizure.

Confessions of a Pittsburgh Steelers fan:

I used to live near Dundalk MD, outside of Baltimore. The things that pop into my head when I think of my time there:

What a fucking disgrace. Even Jerry Richardson thinks that statue is in bad taste.

This team was designed to please suburban racist dads in bad golf shirts

This is the same team that forced out the winningest coach in NFL history, and removed the ability to audible from the greatest passer in NFL history.

Funny how it’s okay to down everybody but Christian’s. Let’s have a field day on them!

In fairness, until he advertised it by his monologue, with all the abandon of Lizzy Borden in a tell-all press release, few people were paying attention to the profundity of Ray Lewis’ assholiness. Now we can see, in in widescreen panoramic view, its depth.

But enough about our vice-president.

“by the end of his speech Saturday he was sweating all the way through his gold jacket”

I am just here for the comments...

Witnesses of the speech refused to comment publicly but unidentified spectators said that Ray Lewis ‘killed it’ out there.