Be not deceived God is not mocked, what every a man sows it shall reap..( Talking about the cops)

They didn’t even need to hold him in place, they knew where he worked and where he lived. No one’s fleeing to Mexico to avoid a trespassing charge.

Steelers fan-base, without the charm

...mother of god.

I’m gonna confess here that I’ll miss the Ben McAdoo Giants.

I had $100 riding on the Giants for the 1991 (?) Super Bowl. One place kick sealed the deal and I won. I promptly stumbled drunkenly into a lamp at my friend’s house while celebrating and broke it. Replacement? $150. Fuck the Giants.

I haven’t actually *enjoyed* watching a Giants game in at least three seasons. It’s not that they suck. It’s that they lose in the most drawn out, sou-crushing ways. I think my favorite game from the past two seasons was that Rams game, because I could actually check out around halftime.

I was going to say something about my fellow Giants’ fans irrational love of Eli, but in fairness, a lot of them were OK with benching Eli, given that the season was already lost. But we were OK with benching Eli in order to get a look at Davis Webb, not Punchy McMountaneer. You know what you’re getting with Geno…

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

Tom Brady looked old. it might be time for this fancy dog to go live on a farm.

God damn it.

What did you expect from that Super Bowl?

We won most of the Super Bowl, just not the end-part.

I thought it was an amazing game and a real palate cleanser from the previous Super Bowl. Nobody even gives a shit that my Carolina Panthers went 15-1 and then got skullfucked like Sasha Grey on meth, because at least we didn’t burn 28-3. God bless the Atlanta Falcons.

The Patriots did not have a lead during that game at any point... and they still won.

The game was rigged! The refs admitted it!

Good god. Apparently whomever thought that up never heard of the “magical negro” trope or they wouldn’t have given him a “magic bag of tricks”. Or, worse yet, that’s EXACTLY why they did it.

The funny thing is this team is significantly better than it was a month ago. Cutler is a vastly superior QB to Tannehill, and the WR corps is perfect for his skill set. He’ll turn the ball over at the same rate Tannehill will, just more conspicuously, but he’ll also win games that Tannhehill can’t. Sadly, they don’t…