freak0naut
Freak0naut
freak0naut

#neverforget

This motherfucker got more yellow suits than the CDC.

but how did you get past the yellow suits to be paying attention to him long enough to find any of this out?

I mean, I just assumed he was stupid when I flipped through the tv channels 20 years ago and saw a him wearing yellow suit.

whoa, everybody turned Steve Harvey huh?

Yeah so I was confused. I thought she was talking about a spec script or something this whole time. I didn’t realize this movie ACTUALLY GOT MADE. What? Who? How? Did no one tell them this shit was a terrible fucking idea?

None of this is really news though. We new Trump had a $1 billion NOL carry forward during the 2016 campaign, which is why he never pays any taxes... or at least one of the reasons why.

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IT HASN’T MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE SINCE THE SECOND SEASON!!!

yo dawg...

that is not what he’s been trained to do.

First of all. My comment was about mayonnaise, which is delicious.

Stop besmirching the good and delicious name of mayo!

Female bodybuilding? Women’s soccer? Femdom? Options pricing theory?  ASOIAF? 

well what are these questions? Calendars were never useful to me until they were synchronized via cloud I would always just lose them.

yeah and he probably does commercials in japan and any number of other endorsements.

none. i’ve never purchased a calendar of any type. I never used one at all until I started working and then it was outlook. Now I use google calendar.

No. Well... yes. I was lamenting their existence and enumerating their myriad failings as compared to the burrito, which is the superior calorie delivery system.  Tacos are bullshit.

That’s not very long for one of my comments.  I spent more words talking about tacos in the comments on this article. 

He probably makes more than her years alimony from one episode of Grey’s Anatomy.