Of course it is, they’re trying to project a certain conception of themselves so that I click on their things and stream their music and buy their albums and what not.

You saturn sky people and completely out of your fucking minds. The sky doesn’t even look good.... like...at all

[googles.... Mr. PooPoo]

I mean her marriage already makes sense. By all accounts her husband considers Kelly Anne’s career to be her amusing hobby. At no point did he ever think Ted Cruz or Donald Trump were actually going to be elected.

The casual cruelty of the deeply careless (and ignorant).

I mean... have you seen some of the stuff the designers convince people to wear...

OK I see. I always wondered... how it was that there were no clothes to fit these smaller than average women.

I don’t understand why people can’t just wear something off the rack by these same designers. I guess I just can’t relate to the experience, if I go to the store and there are no clothes which fit me there I would just go somewhere else.

No I mean, I literally don’t pay attention, I have no idea what statements Nicki Minaj has said about anyone. I’m not ignoring them, I’m unaware of them.

oh, I don’t pay attention to what these people say.

Hold up, Hold up! I like Nicki Minaj! Does nobody remember Monster? Has the world forgotten Monster?

I think the same thing about about those fucking Thin Blue Line american flags. Every time I see one of those things I read it as “Fuck Black People”.  Which is probably giving them too much credit.

I’m too old for the club, I just use Tinder.

what is slightly? and how the hell would you tell?  I’m pretty sure the true miracle would be if someone actually had two arms which were exactly the same weight.  

TLDR:

they better upload that shit to youtube. fuck outta here with this bullshit.

I always thought of Stonewall Jackson as loveable but misguided eccentric.

My car has not one but two wings built by BMW!

hey man if you think first responders in St. Louis got free time to write citations on people just for twerking on tops of a SUV driving down the highway then.....