Hold up, Hold up! I like Nicki Minaj! Does nobody remember Monster? Has the world forgotten Monster?

I think the same thing about about those fucking Thin Blue Line american flags. Every time I see one of those things I read it as “Fuck Black People”.  Which is probably giving them too much credit.

I’m too old for the club, I just use Tinder.

what is slightly? and how the hell would you tell?  I’m pretty sure the true miracle would be if someone actually had two arms which were exactly the same weight.  

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they better upload that shit to youtube. fuck outta here with this bullshit.

I always thought of Stonewall Jackson as loveable but misguided eccentric.

My car has not one but two wings built by BMW!

hey man if you think first responders in St. Louis got free time to write citations on people just for twerking on tops of a SUV driving down the highway then.....

I believe that’s spelled “Mother of Draggin’s”

wow. dude. you keep writing, “did you not read all my comments?” 

OK I see now. You’re not paying attention.

You clearly have never read my comments before. Lots of consenting adults enjoy being peed on or peeing on others.

I could be. I don’t think I am obviously or I wouldn’t be saying it.

Since it’s obvious the juror in the sketch knows or believes it’s Kelly in the video, it seems clear to me that the juror is not the one being satirized but rather it’s the prosecutor and legal system.

Well first of all I was a child at the time, so no I don’t think I was particularly sick.

Was there a point in your comment? I don’t think the criticism of defendants was a given.

No, that’s not a different take. Have you been reading my comments?, that’s exactly what I’ve been saying.

Nem bitches ain’t shit

Are you referring to Robert Blake or OJ at the accused murder?