Interestingly, there’s something of a mutual respect between the Roulettezoku and the local police. Drivers are hardly ever busted for going too fast because the cops usually leave them alone unless they’re worried about an illegal modification.

He better be dropping acid daily.  I don’t want squares running automobile companies.

We’ve got some azaleas in our yard that bunnies sleep in every night so they have started growing outwards and creeping onto the cement and into the other flowers instead of growing up. No point really, it just feels like a metaphor. 

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

What a ridiculous review. You are so offended by every little thing, how do you possibly make it through your day?

Yeah, Shakespear was total garbage too, cause they didn’t allow women on stage. How DARE the past not live up to your contemporary indignation!

Im paying $700 per month on my used car loan lol. But my company pays for it so IDGAF and I get to drive a manual CTS-V

Record high car prices.

fake sound/overpriced/ok-in-SI-trim/underpowered/eats-kneecaps/not-in-the-military/ancient-and-overpriced

How about this: Shut down the Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, and Fiat. More Alfas and Lancia. Bring back cars like the Delta Integrale and Alfa GTV and Spider. Just start making driving pornography. If you make pretty cars people cant help but drive them. Stop making cheap shit and make actual good cars.

This is as of last year, but was recently increased to 700 billion.

A lot of armchair experts with no project being really critical and negative.

As someone who’s actually building a Jeep from scratch, with the engine from a SAAB 9000 Turbo, I can appreciate the excitement and passion that comes with combining a vehicle you love, with your favorite engine. And just how difficult and…

Don’t worry. The government will fix this tax shortfall by giving the “job creators” another round of tax cuts. That will surely drive tax revenues higher!

Conversely, the military could learn to get by on a budget of $700 billion, instead of the $886 billion they are projected to spend this year.

Gah, now I realize Rule 34 dictates that there’s Red Green slash fiction somewhere.

It’s getting harder and harder to tell if they’re trolling, or if they’re just incredibly dumb.

For the record, I am completely willing to take deer jerky as partial trade on any car I am selling.

Your point seems to be that the location is relevant. When he in fact has a rolling chassis of a Lotus with a fucking V10 engine in it that he did himself.

I get secretly excited anytime I have to rent a car and it’s a base Yaris/Mazda3, but with a tiptronic style automatic that let’s me choose gears

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.